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A doctor looks at a nurse and imagines a skeleton
Tags:doctor, doctors, nurse, nurse, 1940s nurse, 1950s nurse, hospital, hospitals, skeleton, skeletons, x-ray, x-rays, professional, professionalism, professionals, vintage cartoon, vintage cartoons, 1940s, 1950s, colleague, colleagues, radiologist, radiologists, bone, bones, orthopaedic surgeons, orthopaedic surgeon
"I envy you—laughing all day long, and being paid for it, too!"
Tags:laugh, laughs, laughing, cartoonist, cartoonists, professional, professionals, pro, pros, make a living, makes a living, making a living, freelancer, freelancers, freelancing, funny, humor, humorist, humorists, humour, envy, envies, envying, perception, perceptions, perceive, perceives, perceiving, laugh, laughs, laughing, unrealistic, depressed, depression, sad, sadness, melancholy, melancholic, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, reality
"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."
Tags:party, parties, fiscal responsibility, fiscally responsible, conservative, careful, party animal, party animals, outfit, outfits, pantsuit, pantsuits, dress, dresses, dress-up, middle age, middle-aged, forty, fortysomething, thirtysomething, professional, professionals, shindig, shindigs, savings, save up, saves up, saving up
"Let me know if you read anything in there about hair."
Tags:barber, barbers, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstylist, hairstylists, hairdo, hairdos, hairstyle, hairstyles, incompetent, incompetence, mistake, mistakes, unprofessional, professionalism, magazine, magazines, advice, need advice, need help, professional, professional, haircut, haircuts, bad haircut, bad haircuts
"Could you run those numbers by me again? I was thinking of an old love."
Tags:board meeting, board meetings, business meeting, business meetings, old love, old romance, old romances, romantic, romantics, distracted, distraction, distractions, lazy, laziness, unprofessional, professional, board member, board members, shirk, shirking, shirker, shirkers, account, accounts, paying attention, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs
'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'
"Why not try chocolate? ...and be just like the Pros!"
"It's...it's...learning to appear vaguely Presidential!"
Tags:trump, president trump, president donald trump, presidential, behavior, behaviour, behaving, professional, professionalism, fear, fears, liberal, liberals, democrat, democrats, democratic, reelection, reelection chances, reelect, reelects, reelecting, re-elect, re-elects, re-election, re-electing, second term, second terms, two-term, appearance, fake, fakes, faking, republican, republicans, conservative, conservatives, never trump, #nevertrump, nevertrump
"I could have done more but he was just so icky inside."
Accountant getting a tattoo ('Born to Depreciate!')
'Listen, I'm sure janitorial work is fascinating, and it's very generous offer... it's just that we're pretty selective about whose papers we archive here at Harvard.'
"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."
Tags:gurus, businessman, executives, lawyers, climbers, soul search, meditation, advice, professional, handoff, handoffs, lawyer, lawyers, lawyer up, lawyering up, conventional wisdom, amateur, amateurs, guru, wise man, wise men, mountain top, mountain tops, outsource, outsources, outsourcing, cousin, cousins, advice, adviser, advisers, advisor, advisors, legal team, legal teams, mankoff
"Does this make me think I look good?"
Tags:look good, looking good, goodlooking, good-looking, fashionista, fashionista, confident, confidence, feeling confident, feeling, feelings, delusion, delusions, delusional, delusions of grandeur, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, formal dress, formal dresses, formal wear, attire, dress the part, professional, professionals, professionalism
"I've been thinking, but I'm going to stop."
"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."
Tags:advice, lesson learned, bad idea, bad ideas, tie, ties, bad tie, bow tie, bow ties, clown, clowns, office, offices, work, workplace, white collar, white collar job, white collar jobs, fashion, clothes, clothing, men's fashion, businessmen, business, employee of the month, club, clubs, social group, social groups, warning, heads up, employee, employees, professional, business professional
'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'
"Relax, I'm a professional. I went to school for this."
"I can't decide whether to turn pro first or go directly into rehab."
Tags:sport, sports, athlete, athletes, athletics, player, players, football, american football, football player, football players, college football, decision, decisions, decide, professional, pro, go pro, turn pro, professional football, pro football, league, leagues, football league, football leagues, student, students, college student, rehab, rehabilitation, medical, medicine, drug, drug abuse, drug addict, drug addicts, drug addiction, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, directly
"I'll tell you what it is. It's two hundred thousand peasants from permissive peasant homes, that's what it is."
Tags:peasant, peasants, serf, serfs, serfdom, landsknecht, knight, knights, horseman, horsemen, cavalry, cavalier, cavalries, cavalry men, professional, professionalism, professionals, horseback, medieval, melee, flail, flails, plunder, plundering, plundered, raid, raided, raiding, efficiency, efficiency, cruel, cruelty, persevere, persevering, perseverance, tragic, mace, maces, historical, castle, castles, keep, the keep, keeps, king, kings, feudal, feudalism, medieval, medieval times, class, class struggle, permissive, home, homes, benefit, benefits, social security, hand out, hand-out, handout, handouts, hand-outs, hand outs
"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."
Tags:pro, pros, professional, professionals, marshmallow, marshmallows, camp, camps, campfire, campfires, camping, camping trip, camping trips, toast marshmallows, toasts marshmallows, toasting marshmallows, stick, sticks, impressive, scout, scouts, scouting trip, scouting trips, seasoned professional, seasoned professionals, impressive, credential, credentials
"I hate open-mike night."
The world's most unemployable family
Tags:family, families, parent, parents, child, children, career, careers, job, jobs, work, employment, employable, unemployable, unemployment, useless, useless career, useless degree, dead-end, handwriting analyst, handwriting analysts, art, artist, artists, repairman, repairmen, appliance repairmen, appliance repairman, door-to-door, door-to-door sales, sales, salesman, salesmen, door-to-door salesman, door-to-door salesmen, encyclopedia, profession, professions, professional, professionals, hopeless, no hope, job hunting, job search, looking for jobs, recruiting, recruitment, impractical, worthless
"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"
"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."
Tags:kitchen, kitchens, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, homecooking, home-cooking, recipe, recipes, food, meal, meals, food preparation, meal preparation, bad cooks, bad chefs, professional, professionals, difficult, hard, impossible, restaurant, restaurant, best, don't try this at home, keep in mind, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., cooking show, cooking shows, cooking program, cooking programs, cooking programmes, cooking programmes, home chef, home chefs, foodie, foodies, gourmet, gourmets, gourmand, gourmands, preparing food, preparing a meal, bad at cooking, television studio, tv studio, t.v. studio