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'We like to bring together people from radically different fields and wait for the friction to produce heat, light and magic. Sometimes it takes a while.'
"Sorry, kiddo. Your old man has to work so you can go to the best drug trials in the country."
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'Vicious, intelligent and ruthless? Certainly. But I think my biggest asset is that I'm a survivor!'
Sociologists on Strike! Nation in Peril!!
Career Paths Inc.
Accountant getting a tattoo ('Born to Depreciate!')
Honest Ernie's E-Z Money Laundering
'This is quite a scathing memo, Jane. Would you mind elaborating on the 'pervasive herd mentality' you claim our firm is riddled with?'
"I love being on the mommy track."
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"I have no head for show business."
"I'm in securities." "I'm in insecurities."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, insecurity, insecurities, insecure, career, careers, job, jobs, profession, professions, security, securities, bank, banks, banking, banker, bankers, investment, investments, investing, investor, investors, trader, traders, trading, stock market, stock markets, wall street, financial industry, business, commerce
Caution: Generous Gratuity Expected
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'Irwin! Get your elbow up!...Good! Now twirl the bat, lift your foot up, put one hand on top of your helmet, stick out your tongue and hop like a rabbit.'
"The damsel-in-distress thing is just one of several income streams that I pursue."
'I told you not to wear your new contacts for more than 12 hours a day.'
'It's like the old days in the lab, Charlie. You learn the maze, you get the food pellet, you go home. What else can I say?'
"I'm a well known food critic, but I've never been able to turn it into cash."
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The world's most unemployable family
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(I can't ever forgive my parents.) (I, on the other hand, am profoundly grateful to them.)
Tags:profession, professions, daddy issues, family problem, family problems, family drama, family issues, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling, greed, greedy
'Hey, look! The subpeonies are in bloom!'
She's been teaching too long!
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, student, students, classroom management, raising your hand, raise your hand, interrupting, question, questions, cocktail party, cocktail parties, party, parties, small talk, career, careers, profession, professions, old habits, teacher life, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school
"Daddy has a job that's, hard to explain but he's very good at it."
'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'
"My goal as a young man was to make accounting accessible to the masses. Thank god I failed."
"Impressed? Well, wait until I tell you about this next case."