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'Here's where accounting went all ethical on us.'
'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'
'This is where the bribes kicked in.'
'When it comes to investing, I'm not bullish or bearish... I'm chickenish.'
'Now this is my kind of green!'
'I got it! Let's get everyone together, clean up that old building out back, and put on a musical!'
'Here is where the lying began.'
'I had always thought a gazillion was some made up number.'
'We need someone with an ethical center and the moral courage not to let that stand in the way of maximizing profits.'
"I wonder if I can expense the coconuts."
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'Here we began seeing the glass half empty.'
'This plan of your is really going out on a limb!' 'That's where the fruit is.'
'There you have it, gentlemen. The ideal anti-corruption three-pint self-regulatory business framework.'
'Is this your profit?'
The devil's profits.
'With my new screen-saver, I always feel bullish.'
'In some states, this would be a felony.'
'We're doing everything right except for the money part.'
How to profit by not buying books.
'Profits were down, but the charts were up.'
'We're showing a profit when we make up the numbers.'
'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'
'We don't want to upset nature's delicate balance unless we're turning a profit.'
'We're projecting a profit, but not within our lifetimes.'