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"I don't even know when late night begins anymore."
'He abdicated his throne and got into software.'
'Great Moment #200 in Computing: Columbus discovers the COBOL Islands.'
Human Error, Stupid (computers)
1999 + 1 = 1900 (Y2K millennium bug)
'You had some nightmare: a misplaced DD override, an invalid concatenation, some other JCL errors ... '
"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."
'The error message said I made an illegal entry, but I never suspected it was anything this serious!'
Man in front of TV sees - 'That's our newscast don't go sneaking off and get deprogramed somewhere else'
'That Titchmarsh has irritable trowel syndrome.'
'And tonight - how many viewers can we deceive in two hours?'
'The History Channel is having a peanuts' special...the life of Jimmy Carter.'
"When Junior was small his first words were Dot Com."