Programing Cartoons and Comics

"I don't even know when late night begins anymore."

'He abdicated his throne and got into software.'

'Great Moment #200 in Computing: Columbus discovers the COBOL Islands.'

Human Error, Stupid (computers)

1999 + 1 = 1900 (Y2K millennium bug)

'You had some nightmare: a misplaced DD override, an invalid concatenation, some other JCL errors ... '

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

'The error message said I made an illegal entry, but I never suspected it was anything this serious!'

Man in front of TV sees - 'That's our newscast don't go sneaking off and get deprogramed somewhere else'

'That Titchmarsh has irritable trowel syndrome.'

'And tonight - how many viewers can we deceive in two hours?'

'The History Channel is having a peanuts' special...the life of Jimmy Carter.'

"When Junior was small his first words were Dot Com."