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"Stan, this looks like a breakthrough!"
Tags:therapist, therapists, therapy, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, mental health, devil, devils, satan, satanic, doctor, doctors, fire, fires, breakthrough, progress, progression, excitement, excited, controversial, controversy, malpractice, medical malpractice, hell, conflict of interest, conflicts of interest
Beginner Level Escalators
Tags:escalator, escalators, stairs, take the stairs, taking the stairs, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, healthy living, staircase, staircases, level, levels, game, games, gaming, gamer, gamers, computer game, computer games, beginner, beginners, expert, experts, intermediate, progressing, progression, making progress
"Of course, this neck stretch should be attempted only by advanced students."
Tags:yoga, yogi, yoga class, yoga classes, yoga mat, progression, progressions, meditate, meditates, meditation, meditating, relax, relaxing, relaxation, stretch, stretches, stretched, stretching, peace, peaceful, peacefully, pose, poses, yoga pose, yoga poses, neck, necks, visual gag, visual joke, advanced, advanced class, exercise classes, exercise class, intense, intensity
Zero Dark Thirtysomething
Tags:thirtysomething, thirtysomethings, seal team six, second thought, second thoughts, doubt, doubts, doubting, career, careers, career path, career paths, bad time, bad timing, awkward, awkward timing, timing, killer, killers, killing, seal team 6, job, jobs, worker, workers, progress, progresses, progression
"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, full-throttle, full throttle, full speed, speed, fast, energy, enthusiasm, progress, progressing, progression, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, transportation, driver, drivers, driving, wordplay, word play
Tags:intelligent design, religion, science, evolution, nature, darwin, creationism, creationist, creationists, evolve, evolves, evolving, teleology, teleological, linear progression, linear progressions, progression, progressions, businessman, businessmen, corporate drone, corporate drones, emasculates, emasculating, mankoff
Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.
Tags:waiting, wait, patient, patience, line, lines, lineup, lineups, lining up, queue, queues, queuing, age, ages, youth, young, baby, babies, infant, infants, kid, kids, child, children, teen, teens, teenager, adults, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, progression, development, process, life, life cycle, man, men, male, males
You are here.
Tags:caveman, cavemen, primitive, primitives, prehistoric man, prehistoric men, evolution, evolving, evolve, evolves, evolved, darwin, darwinism, charles darwin, chart, charts, map, maps, direction, directions, you are here, directing, location, locations, timeline, evolution of man, prehistory, progress, progression, biology, education, educating
"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."
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'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'
Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth
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Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.
The March of Progress; Unbroken land, dirt track, paved road, sleeping policemen, sleeping policeforce, simulated unbroken land.
"If you ask me, he's come too far too fast."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, insect, insects, bug, bugs, butterfly, butterflies, caterpillar, caterpillars, nature, science, biology, metamorphosis, transformation, transformations, too far, too fast, progress, progression, promotion, promotions, gossip, gossiping, development, developing, progressing, advancing, advancement
'I must be more progressive, I must be more progressive...'
Next in Lion
Tags:next, throne, thrones, royals, royal succession, royal successions, prides, crown prince, crown princes, hereditary, royalty, royal, progression, succession, succeeding, prince, king, princes, kings, queens, queen, monarchy, pride, hierarchy, next in line, lion king, word play, play on words, double meaning
"Robbing people just seemed like a natural progression... I used to work for the IRS!"
"My appraisal says disappointing..." "But with a smiley face!"
"Oh, great, more innovative variations on things."
Tags:news, newspaper, newspapers, tech, technology, technologies, invent, inventions, innovate, innovation, innovations, innovative, improve, improvement, sarcasm, sarcastic, useless, pointless, angry, unprovoked, upgrade, upgrading, upgrades, progress, progressing, progression, progresses, middle age, out of touch, generation gap
It was hard to put a price on progress. Real hard without a calculator.
'The numbers look good. Especially the threes.'
Tags:drivethru, drive thrus, drive thrus, drive through, drive throughs, drive, driven, car, cars, church, churches, marketing, falling numbers, christian, christians, christianity, marketing ploy, ad, ads, advertise, advertising, new, fad, fads, fast, light, lite, religion, religions, religious, help, modern, adapt, adapting, adaption, progress, progression, future
"This structure will be torn down and replaced by a new 44-story cookie."
Tags:gingerbread house, gingerbread houses, cookie house, cookie houses, real estate, real estate development, real estate developers, development, urban development, progress, progression, gentrification, gentrified, gentrify, housing markets, housing market, construction, construct, demolition, demolish, demolished, high rise, high rises, high rise apartments, high rise flats, holiday, holidays, christmas, yule, christmas decoration, christmas decorations
'We're gaining market share in the areas where we lose money.'
'Cheer up! In 30 years time you could be sitting in my chair.'