Prohibit Cartoons and Comics

'When's happy hour?'

"Alex Jones may have been banned on facebook, Apple, Youtube and Spotify but I'm sure I can still hear him screaming."

"No Bald Games"

Man and his little dog stand outside the entrance to a shop readings a sign that says "No little yappy dogs".

"This must be one helluva roller coaster."

'Oh, good - nothing prohibiting bingo!'

By-Law: When politicians can't do something legally, they go by law.

Politeness Tips From the M.T.A.

'He's suspended for the remainder of the season. His random test came back positive for infidelity.'

NOTICE: Rapid, downward movements prohibited by law.

Football strictly prohibited

If they ban smoking in cars...

'I'm very much hoping they don't ban covering oneself in black from head to foot.'

Graffiti spraying strictly prohibited!!

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

No Smoking

'There's an old, pending amendment to the U.S. constitution which, pending ratification, will prohibit this sort of thing.'

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

Street sign - 'Have a nice day! void where prohibited'.

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'