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The Humpty Syndrome: 'Hmm...Up until now, I never had the urge to sit on a wall...'
"Why does he hate Tik Tok so much?"
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"En plus c'est non-fumeur? C'est vraiment l'enfer!"
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'Now hold on, Mike. You're talking about embezzlement! And unless I'm very mistaken, that's strictly prohibited in the company's employee handbook!'
"Whoever dies in Vegas, stays in Vegas."
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'How long do we have to get in compliance?'
'I don't make the rules, folks -- I just carry them down the mountain.'
Never put off what you can do today, There'll be a law against it tomorrow.
'Oh, good - nothing prohibiting bingo!'
'Forty years wandering in the desert? -- couldn't you find a god who knows a short cut?'
By-Law: When politicians can't do something legally, they go by law.
'Yikes! -- Well, I guess you can't please everybody.'
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'It didn't work -- the Egyptians ate the frogs and locusts!'
'These, you realize, are just the high points....'
Politeness Tips From the M.T.A.
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"We've been cancelled."
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Well, I'll show them to the Rules Committee....
Let your people go? - and mess up my whole affirmative action program?
'What about motivation?'
'No, you don't get to pick one from each column!'
'In all fairness, some of these are counterintuitive.'
'To make a long story short, we're going to be homeless for about forty years.'
'Hey ? this isn't one of those self-improvement scams, is it?'