Promiscuity Cartoons and Comics

"This is really embarrassing. I've forgotten your name."

"Of course you're great in the sack - these days, everyone's great in the sack."

"These must be some other kind of patriotic work she can do."

"So I like rutting. So sue me."

"She's fast."

"Good to meet you, too, Sarah. See you in the A.M."

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

"I'm turned off by the womanizing."

"I'm seeing a few guys but nobody special."

"It's probably just somebody I slept with in the seventies."

'I told you I put out on a first date.'

'Thanks, I had a great time. Just remember: What happens in Venus, stays in Venus.'

"Yes, I am married...But it's nothing serious."

"Ok, young lady, answer this! If you never removed any of your layers, why are his eyes watering?"

"I offered to marry down... but he only wanted to play up."

"Do you realize what people are saying about me?"

"How many sex partners have you had?"

'I've heard that every kid has a different father.'

"... No, you're not my first husband. But, you're the first one who's ever been married to me."

"Whore."

'Well, Soars-like-eagle... I did warn you about Dances-with-pants-round-ankles...'

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"This should help you keep your pants on Mr. Woods."