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After 39 years and 11 months of stubbornly wandering the desert, Moses' wife decides to ask for directions to the promised land,
'We're getting out of Egypt, and going to a nice peaceful place called 'Palestine.''
'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'
'The plan is that we wander in the desert until somebody recognizes our right to exist.'
'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'
'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'
"The promised land isn't quite like I pictured it."
Early frontier zionists
"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."
'This is NOT a word association test!'
Do be a Do Bee. Don't be a Don't Bee.
'How do you know you don't like manna from heaven if you haven't tried it?'
"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"
Promised Land Directory.
'...So one day I just decided to walk away from my mortgage and, well... one thing led to another...'
'They're not going to take these commandments seriously unless You carve them in stone or something.'
Land of Milk and Honey - Formerly Known as Land of Cream and Sugar.
"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"
''Promised land'? -- You mean we're going to California?'
'We were sort of hoping that the Promised Land would be somewhere OUTSIDE the Middle East.'
"It's not always funny in the land of milk and honey."