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"Promise you'll spend it on flies?"
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"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."
"And if I'm elected I promise not to get re-indicted."
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"A report released today says the shadow government thinks the shadow economy is booming."
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'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'
"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."
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"At our wedding ceremony, you made certain false statements."
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"....'Sickness, health? ... better, worse... richer, poorer?'... how about leaving me some wiggle room!"
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'I thought you were' going to straighten up the closet? . . . Too late. I just did it. Once again, the potential of promises is mugged in the alley by the 3 stooges - shoulda, coulda, and woulda.'
"I was promised plausible deniability."
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"If you promise to be very careful, Mommy will let you carry the baguettes."
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"If these don't make you feel better in a week you can come back here and kick my arse."
Just married - and we're rich!
'Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, except if your wife asks if she looks fat?'
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'You keep promising me you'll change, Reginald, but I haven't got all day!'
"Excellent, excellent. A ﬁne blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."
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Terri and Glenn devise a way to make those tough final choice on their wedding guest list.
"Do you promise to hate the same people?"
It's The Miracle Book!
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"It's true that I promised you my kingdom for a horse, but I've changed my mind."
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"I never promised I would get you off. I alleged it."
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"You promised to stop bringing your work home."
"Hey, I like this town!"
"Are you really, really sorry?"
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"Would you excuse me, Miss Arkwright? I just remembered that I promised to forsake all others."