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'Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, except if your wife asks if she looks fat?'
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'You keep promising me you'll change, Reginald, but I haven't got all day!'
"Are you really, really sorry?"
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"Do you promise to maintain strict waiter-patron confidentiality?"
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"Do you further promise to love, honor and obey this insurance company and to disclose to it any pre-existing medical conditions?"
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"Someday, son, all this will be yours."
"I like it - it's wonderfully editable."
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"If elected, I'll institute an AMAZING CRASH PROGRAM that in JUST 24 HOURS will trim ugly fat and waste from government and literally turn it into SUPER SERVICES for you the AMERICAN PEOPLE by utilizing a NATURAL MECHANISM so powerful that when unleashed
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'I'll have you out of bed and on your foot in no time.'
'We agree to pay off all claims... provided we get a government bailout.'
"These are the benefits you were guaranteed when you joined this firm - and this is a match."
Politicians are 100% behind doctors
"What's in it for me?"
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"He looks very promising—but let's see how he does on the written test."
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'And do you, Peter, promise to eat only fresh, natural foods, forsaking all sugars, junk foods and additives?'
"You never do anything you say you'll do! I swear, sometimes I think your moos are meaningless."
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'My testimony is not the whole truth... but it is truthesque.'
"Harold! You promised!"
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'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'
"I call Fred my '401-K'. Lots of promises but nothing to show for it."
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'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'
'Pinky swear doesn't cut it anymore. My attorney has a few documents for you to sign.'
A Commitment Addict
"She's the most effective of our emerging new pathogens."
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