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"Your sister got another promotion."
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Climbing to the top.
"The ginger root got the promotion because the ginger root is qualified."
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"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."
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'Great news, Haverford... I've decided to let you into my select orbit of trusted friends and advisers!'
"Good news, Connors. I'm elevating you to crony."
"Company policy, as soon as your name goes on a door you get your own blood pressure cuff."
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"And this will be you new home."
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"You fed me tuna and cleaned my litter box, Harris, and I'm not going to forget it."
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'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'
'It certainly didn't take Charlie very long after his promotion to grow an impressive set of claws, did it?'
'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'
'I used to worry about becoming a big cheese in the company. Now that I'm a big cheese in the company, I worry about my cholesterol.'
"Take care of your desk and it will take care of you."
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'Well, SURE they'd like me to come up with bold and innovative ideas...but I've got a career to protect!'
'OK, you've been working like a dog. What's your point?'
"You have a grossly exagerrated view of your own importance. You'll make an excellent department head."
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'I was just given more responsibility. Now I am not only responsible for corporate mumbo but also for corporate jumbo.'
"It's not that important, Mamma. It's more like I got promoted to be Mr. Feinschreiber's assistant in the shipping department."
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"Now you're going to be procrastinating with the big boys."
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'Where do I see myself in five years? Well, if I make it through this day...'
"And a hef pond good sirloin for my boy, Sergeant Koppleman."
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'Oh, the corner office is great. The sunlight's great for my plants.'
'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'
'There's no raise with the promotion, but you do get to change your avatar.'