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"You've just proven that your job doesn't exist."

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'Eileen, it says on your resume that you are good at multi-tasking. Can you elaborate on that for me?

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"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

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"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

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"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

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"It's an excellent proof, but it lacks warmth and feeling."

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