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"We're still not seeing a recovery in housing."
Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.
'Oh, that reminds me...any word from the bank on our application for a mortgage re-fi?'
Brookfield Historical Society LandmarkThe Captain Benjamin Ingham HouseBuilt in 1768 for $550 and 2 Tons of CodfishPresent Worth $3.5 Million, But Could Easily Bring $5 Million.
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'I can't move in with my parents. They moved in with my grandparents.
'I'm just sayin', maybe we should look for another real estate agent!'
"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."
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'That use to work, Dorothy ... but now you need at least 20% down.'
"But enough about this for a while, gentlemen. Let's talk about real estate."
"Just think - if it really was 'unlivably small', would they have installed a permanent ping-pong table?"
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The tax and maintenance charges are why they call them con-doughs.
'Well what a coincidence! I was in property too!'
'No wonder we could never keep up with them.'
"We're thinking about getting a little pied-a-terre in hell."
"You've heard of the bank that likes to say 'yes' well we're the bank that likes to laugh in your face unless you've got an 80% deposit."
"Rub it in why don't ya!"
'Let's see, you folks need to sell your home before you buy a new one. How about waiting in the lobby for 2 or 3 years.'
Snail Estate Agents
What the Buyer and Seller Think.
And I did it without any technical plans.
Those who fail to learn from the past will be forced to relive it...mortgages through the ages.
What people won't put up with to have a view.
'And to my trusted banker, who made me what I am today, I leave my million dollar home and it's two million dollar mortgage.'