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"We're still not seeing a recovery in housing."
Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.
'Oh, that reminds me...any word from the bank on our application for a mortgage re-fi?'
"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."
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"I figure I could get eighty grand for it now .... if someone wanted a treehouse."
Brookfield Historical Society LandmarkThe Captain Benjamin Ingham HouseBuilt in 1768 for $550 and 2 Tons of CodfishPresent Worth $3.5 Million, But Could Easily Bring $5 Million.
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'I can't move in with my parents. They moved in with my grandparents.
'I'm just sayin', maybe we should look for another real estate agent!'
"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."
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'That use to work, Dorothy ... but now you need at least 20% down.'
"But enough about this for a while, gentlemen. Let's talk about real estate."
"Just think - if it really was 'unlivably small', would they have installed a permanent ping-pong table?"
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The tax and maintenance charges are why they call them con-doughs.
'No wonder we could never keep up with them.'
'Well what a coincidence! I was in property too!'
"It gets a lot of refracted light."
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"We're thinking about getting a little pied-a-terre in hell."
"You've heard of the bank that likes to say 'yes' well we're the bank that likes to laugh in your face unless you've got an 80% deposit."
"Rub it in why don't ya!"
'Let's see, you folks need to sell your home before you buy a new one. How about waiting in the lobby for 2 or 3 years.'
Snail Estate Agents
What people won't put up with to have a view.
What the Buyer and Seller Think.