Property Value Cartoons and Comics

"Using our house as a makeshift morgue is going to make it harder to sell."

"I don't know why, but suddenly New Jersey looks very appealing."

Brookfield Historical Society LandmarkThe Captain Benjamin Ingham HouseBuilt in 1768 for $550 and 2 Tons of CodfishPresent Worth $3.5 Million, But Could Easily Bring $5 Million.

"The oceans rose another quarter inch this year."

Caution- Falling Property Value Next 5 Miles

A sign outside a house reads "Keep off the equity".

"Uh-oh, I think a storm has turned our valuable ocean-front property into worthless ocean-floor property."

"Don't waste your breath. We'll get them when the housing market collapses."

"Wow—the house I was using as a hideout has tripled in value since I was arrested."

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

"Someday this cave could be worth plenty."

'Would you mind stepping away from the picture window? You're subtracting from our house's curb appeal.'

"Aside from that, it's a very nice neighborhood."

Realtor from the Black Lagoon

"We could move to Brooklyn, or we could live in a tent."

"And to make matters worse, we can't seem to be able to lure a high-end retailer to these parts."

'PIGS!?! Well, there goes the neighbourhood!'

'Go back to sleep, that was just the house value expanding.'

"I'm really not fond of water, but I admit water views are quite nice..."

'The bank sent good news. Our home is under water.'

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

'I checked the math, Dear, and Lady Godiva actually raises property values.'

"Catchment area for schools?"

"What happened to Jack's property value with that giant friggin' beanstalk right in the middle of it?"

"Grandma is included in the purchase price."