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"Using our house as a makeshift morgue is going to make it harder to sell."
Tags:death, dead, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpses, morgue, morgues, mortuary, mortuaries, mortician, morticians, embalmer, embalmers, make-shift, makeshift, selling, sell, seller, sellers, selling the house, property value, property values, real estate, real estate agency, real restate agencies, real estate agent, real estate agents, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, value, values, money, house, houses, home, homes, problem, problems, issue, issues
"I don't know why, but suddenly New Jersey looks very appealing."
Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.
Brookfield Historical Society LandmarkThe Captain Benjamin Ingham HouseBuilt in 1768 for $550 and 2 Tons of CodfishPresent Worth $3.5 Million, But Could Easily Bring $5 Million.
Tags:moravians, unitas fratrum, moravian church, captain benjamin ingham, benjamin ingham, historical society, historical societies, landmark, landmarks, historical landmark, historical landmarks, property value, property values, real estate, property markets, historical site, historical sites, brookfield historical society
"The oceans rose another quarter inch this year."
Tags:ocean rise, ocean rises, ocean rising, sea level, sea levels, sea level rise, sea level rising, global warming, climate change, measure, measures, measurement, property, beachfront property, property value, property values, melt, melts, melting, rise, rises, rising, beach, beaches, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism
Caution- Falling Property Value Next 5 Miles
"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."
Tags:tp, tped, tping, prank, pranks, toilet paper, toilet paper shortage, toilet paper shortages, the great toilet paper shortage of 2020, panic buying, panic buy, panic bought, panic buyer, panic buyers, stockpiling, stockpile, hoarding, hoarding toilet paper, house prices, property values, covid-19, covid 19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, coronavirus pandemic, covid-19 pandemic, covid 19 pandemic, public health crisis, global health crisis, self-isolation, social distancing, social distanced, socially distanced, physical distancing, quarantine
"Real estate values soar, cute boutiques proliferate, fine cuisine abounds. These are exciting times to live in Hoboken."
Tags:new jersey, nj, hoboken, real estate, property, properties, property values, real estate values, transformation, transforming, change, changing, changes, gentrification, gentrifying, urban renewal, economic development, development, developing, urban planning, community development, exciting, excitement
A sign outside a house reads "Keep off the equity".
Tags:real estate, property, properties, sign, signs, signage, keep off, keep off the grass, keep off the lawn, no trespassing, equity, asset, assets, investment, investments, investing, investor, investors, homeownership, homeowner, homeowners, money, finances, mortgage, mortgages, value, property value, property values
"Don't waste your breath. We'll get them when the housing market collapses."
Tags:three little pigs, fable, fables, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pig, pigs, wolf, wolves, big bad wolf, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, house, houses, brick house, brick houses, home, homes, housing market, market, markets, real estate market, property market, value, values, property value, property values, blow, blowing, don't waste your breath, economy, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, get them, revenge, vengeance
"Wow—the house I was using as a hideout has tripled in value since I was arrested."
Tags:properties, real estate, property value, property values, resale, reselling, investing, invested, investor, investors, arrest, arrested, crimes, criminal, criminals, hideout, hideouts, hide out, hide outs, hide-out, hide-outs, newspaper, newspapers, classifieds, estate agent, estate agents, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, prison cell, prison cells, hideaway, hideaways, hide away, hide aways, safe house, safe houses
"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."
Tags:leprechaun, leprechauns, flower, flowers, flower bed, flower beds, complaint, complaints, complaining, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, marigold, marigolds, rose, roses, caladium, caladiums, stink, stinks, stinking, st. patrick's day, saint patrick's day, property value, property values, toad, toads, real estate, neighborhood, neighborhoods, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, planning committee, planning committees
'Housing values are going up...The bidding on this one is now over $1,000,000,000.'
A burial service being held on the sidewalk in a city.
Tags:death, dead, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, memorial service, memorial services, burial, burials, burial service, burial services, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, urban, urban life, urban living, city, cities, city life, living in the city, city living, property, properties, property values, real estate, real estate values, real estate market, real estate markets, space, sidewalk, pavement, street, streets, grate, grates, limited space
"These days even button mushrooms are selling at 450k plus..."
Tags:property, properties, property prices, house, houses, housing, house price, house prices, property values, property boom, property price boom, property price explosion, mortgage, mortgages, estate agent, estate agents, estate agencies, house sale, house sales, property sale, property prices, toadstool, toadstools, mushroom, mushrooms, gnome, gnomes, house market, property market, property markets, housing markets, mythical being, mythical beings
'Would you mind stepping away from the picture window? You're subtracting from our house's curb appeal.'
"Aside from that, it's a very nice neighborhood."
Realtor from the Black Lagoon
Tags:real estate, new york city, tribeca, snakes, swamps, spiders, property values, real estate, realtor, realtors, real estate agent, real estate agents, estate agent, estate agents, classic movie, classic movies, classic film, classic films, lagoon, lagoons, property value, property values, sales pitch, sales spiel, housing market, property market, monster movie, monster movies, monster, monsters
"We could move to Brooklyn, or we could live in a tent."
Tags:brooklyn, new york, real estate, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, property market, property markets, real estate, real estate market, property value, property values, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, tent, tents, moving house, property ladder, housing ladder, housing market, housing markets, first time buyer, first time buyers, first-time buyer, first-time buyers
"And to make matters worse, we can't seem to be able to lure a high-end retailer to these parts."
Tags:poverty, poor, hillbillies, rural, hillbilly, mountains, real estate, estate agent, estate agents, real estate agent, real estate agents, property viewing, property viewings, retailer, retailers, investment, investments, property value, property values, housing market, housing markets, property market, property markets
'PIGS!?! Well, there goes the neighbourhood!'
"They're well detached from my wallet."
Tags:housing, house price, house prices, housing cost, housing market, housing markets, property cost, property costs, property price, property prices, property values, first time buyer, first time buyers, mortgage, mortgages, housing costs, london property, property prices, house values, couples, hose hunting, house hunter, house hunters, deposit, deposits
'Go back to sleep, that was just the house value expanding.'
"I'm really not fond of water, but I admit water views are quite nice..."
Tags:estate agent, estate agents, real estate, property agent, property agents, cat, cats, dog, dogs, water view, water views, scenic view, scenic views, selling point, property value, property values, selling points, water phobia, water phobias, aquaphobia, aquaphobic, aquaphobics, aquaphobe, aquaphobes