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Mr. Science Times
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How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'
'Well...let's just say that, on a very local level, you were right.'
'Looks like I was wrong. Apparently I can have more loathing for this era...'
"They say your chances of survival are better sitting in the tail section."
"Jeez, did we ever goof!"
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"No, a question period will not follow!"
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The subway-delay prophet of doom
Moses holds a 1040 form.
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What Moses Should've Said
'Aha! The fine print says, 'or in five million years'!'
It's just going to continue and continue.
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Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank
The end of the middle class is near.
The End Is Near.
The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.
'The world ends tomorrow. Eat up!'
The new boss brought a sense of urgency.
'I have to say that Hartley puts a damper on any long range plans.'
Man puts no credit sign in window as crackpot carrying the world ends tomorrow sign passes
"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"
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"You go ahead, I've got a better idea."
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A turkey on a turkey farm holding a sign saying "The world will end Nov. 27".
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