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"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"
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"Charles, would you be my vintner?"
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'Did you get my Re: Marriage Proposal'
"Tim, I'm having a problem with your marriage proposal."
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'I love you, will you marry me, Ilene?' 'Yes, I will, Neil.'
'Will you marry me?'
'I hope you're on one knee because the size of that rock is weighing you down.'
"Ask me again once your skin clears up." Never propose in broad daylight.
He wasn't a bad guy, just easily distracted.
'You've broken down my immune system!'
'Will you marry me? It's for a good cause.' -He was such a charity case.
'I wanted a carrot, not a karat!'
"Will you marry me for a few years?"
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'You're nice, but I'll need to run your proposal by my attorney, accountant, web master,job coach and HMO.'
'Change my name to yours? That's silly, whoever heard of a girl named Ralph?'
"Darling, how wonderful ...a prenup!"
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'Let's try something different -- like marriage.'
'Will you marry us?'
Worst things to say when proposing...
"This hilarious prank of yours is gonna go viral. This is a prank isn't it, Phil?"
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Deal, or no deal?
"Gee, I thought you'd be happy to be the presumptive front-runner."
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Billboard / Sue wil you marry me? -Bob / And what about grandkids? - Bob's Mom.
"It's from my parents. An invitation to our wedding."