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"Come on, Charlie, let me in on when you guys are making the break!"
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...but enough about me. Ever played any rugby yourself?
History's First Prop Gag
Early Prop Comics
"This is difficult for me to explain, so I brought a prop"
'It's hard to tell. This is a fake newspaper from the comic strip prop department.'
"Cigarettes used to be a pretty good prop, but they don't seem to work for me anymore."
'You know, it's very rude not to look somebody in the eye when you talk to them. What are you looking at anyway?'
"Ask yourself, 'Does it make me a better clown?'"
"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, son, sons, boy, boys, play, playing, pretend, pretending, make-believe, fantasy, role-playing, role-play, roleplaying, roleplay, toy, toys, prop, props, kit, kits, doctor, doctors, health, healthcare, health care, medicine, medical, patient, patients, sick, ill, sickness, illness, old age, age, getting older, ageing, aging, growing old, middle-age, mid-life crisis, treatment, treatments, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, nothing, do nothing, diagnosis, diagnoses
"...Only a minute or so more and man will have his first view of the other side of the moon!"
Tags:planet, planets, space, outer space, spaceship, spaceships, rocket, rockets, rocket ship, rocket ships, first look, moon, moons, dark side of the moon, far side of the moon, the other side of the moon, false, fake, phoney, phony, artificial, hollow, prop, props, set-up, set up, disappointment, shock, surprise, man, humanity, humans, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, science
"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."
"This family who came with the frame made it clear they want no contact with me."
Tags:family photo, family photos, family photograph, family photographs, photograph, photographs, model, models, model family, model families, workaholics, workaholic, work addiction, work addictions, work/life balance, life/work balance, businessman, businessmen, delusion, delusions, fantasy, fantasies, prop, props, appearances
Mock Apple Pie Recipe
'Come look at this, hon!...Either your son has snuck out of the house again, or he's turned into a rubber chicken.'
"May we see it hop? It's for a Sunday-school play."
It wasn't the first bad decision Ron O'Neal made, but it would be the last.
'A simple, 'profits are up', would have sufficed.'
"You obviously didn't know Yorrick that well, that's the skull of an Amazonian tree sloth!"
"Today, my discussion will be about The Big Bang Theory."
Tags:big bang, big bang theory, beginning of the universe, physicist, physicists, physics, presentation, presentations, evolution, report, school, school report, student, oral report, oral reports, school reports, science lesson, science lessons, show and tell, show & tell, balloons, class, classroom, teachers, teaching, education, class report, speech class, props
"It's done with cables, son. Not performance-enhancing drugs."
Tags:performance enhancing drug, performance enhancing drugs, performance-enhancing drug, performance-enhancing drugs, actor, actors, theater, theaters, flight, flights, fairy, fairies, play, plays, theatres, performance, performances, special effects, special-effects, special effect, prop, props, stage, stages
'As you can clearly see our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter...'
Ventriloquist with big hands worries dummy.
Antique books being used to hold up an antique chest of draws.