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'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'
"I envy you—laughing all day long, and being paid for it, too!"
Tags:laugh, laughs, laughing, cartoonist, cartoonists, professional, professionals, pro, pros, make a living, makes a living, making a living, freelancer, freelancers, freelancing, funny, humor, humorist, humorists, humour, envy, envies, envying, perception, perceptions, perceive, perceives, perceiving, laugh, laughs, laughing, unrealistic, depressed, depression, sad, sadness, melancholy, melancholic, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, reality
It's just a game vs. get real.
Tags:football, football player, footballer players, player, players, sports, sports team, sports teams, get real, reality, perspective, sense of perspective, game, games, just a game, professional athlete, professional athlete, athlete, athletes, footballer, footballers, pro, pros, important, importance, important game, important games
"On the one hand, I know I could make more money if I left public service for the private sector, but, on the other hand, I couldn't chop off heads."
Tags:king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, politics, history, historical, medieval, politician, politicians, government, governments, public service, public sector, private sector, business, business sector, money, execution, executions, capital punishment, decapitation, decapitations, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, corporate, problem, problems, chop off, chopping off, head, heads, punishments, obstacle, obstacles, courtier, courtiers, pros, cons, advantages, disadvantages
'I've seen you play, they weren't lost, they were hiding.'
"Why not try chocolate? ...and be just like the Pros!"
"Remember, it's not enough to say what's great about mac'n'cheese. We've got to to negative on tuna noodle casserole."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, food, meal, meals, mealtime, mealtimes, eating, dining, dinner, dinnertime, supper, suppertime, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy eater, fussy eaters, picky, fussy, mac'n'cheese, macaroni and cheese, mac and cheese, tuna casserole, tuna noodle casserole, positive feedback, negative feedback, positive, negative, pros, cons, psychology, psychological warfare, manipulative, manipulation
"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."
Tags:pro, pros, professional, professionals, marshmallow, marshmallows, camp, camps, campfire, campfires, camping, camping trip, camping trips, toast marshmallows, toasts marshmallows, toasting marshmallows, stick, sticks, impressive, scout, scouts, scouting trip, scouting trips, seasoned professional, seasoned professionals, impressive, credential, credentials
"We're planning on sending him away to be reared by experts."
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'Don't be a fool, Kevin! How do you know that he's a certified teaching pro?'
Tags:golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, alligator, alligators, crocodile, crocodiles, pro, pros, professional, professionals, trick, tricks, tricking, tricked, fool, fools, fooled, fooling, deceive, deceives, deceiving, deceived, lesson, lessons, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachers, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'I went to give a high five - missed the other guy's hand - and hit the rim of the dugout.'
'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'
'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'
Man Carrying Olympic Torch Stops For Smoke Break
Tags:marathon, marathons, running, run, runner, runs, ran, break, breaks, smoke, smokes, smoker, smoking, smoke break, smoke-break, smoke breaks, smoke-breaks, torch, torches, irreverence, reverence, revere, revered, sport, professional sport, professional, pro, pros, competitive, competitive sport, global, global sport, international, international sport, cig, cigs, tobacco
Advantages of being bald # 2 - Less time drying.
Advantages of being bald # 5 - Discounted haircuts
Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.
Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice
Advantages of being bald # 4 - No nesting birds.
"He's good with directions, but that's about it."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, poultry, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, barn, barns, weathervane, weathervanes, wind vane, wind vanes, weathercock, weathercocks, wind direction, direction, directions, good with directions, relationship, relationships, date, dates, dating, gossip, gossiping, good point, good points, pros
Alternate Sites for the U.N.
Tags:politics, political, united nations, united nation, un, u n, u.n., international, international politics, global politics, global, globally, globalism, foreign policy, regional, regions, regionally, new york, nyc, n y c, new york city, brooklyn, manhattan, iowa, st barts, st.bart's, st. bart's, everest, mount everest, mt. everest, mt everest, list, lists, suggestion, suggestions, pros and cons, pros, cons
'After considering the pros and cons of commuting, I've decided the only sane thing to do is live in my office.'
Older cousin press
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'Probably a nine iron, or in your case, nine iron, nine iron, nine iron. . .'
'Wait a minute. . . I run into burning buildings for forty thousand a year, and this clown is pouting because they don't throw him the ball enough for six million a year?'
Tags:firemen, fireman, career, careers, fire officer, fire officers, fire, fires, professional athlete, professional athletes, pro, pros, professionals, footballer, footballers, football player, football players, unfair, american football, wage, wages, salary, salaries, injustice, real life adventures