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"No wonder we could get tickets."
Tags:office, offices, office worker, office workers, monotony, monotonous, disappointment, let down, let-down, fair ground, fairground, fun fair, fun fair, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, fairground ride, ride, rides, fairground rides, office job, office jobs, career option, career options, prospect, career prospects, career prospect, prospects, merry go round, marry-go-round, undesirable, undesirable jobs, undesirable job, boring job, boring jobs
'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'
"Boy, you really know how to mess up a guy's resume."
Tags:resume, resumes, cv, curriculum vitae, fired, firing, getting fired, canned, can, canning, getting canned, getting the sack, sacking, sacked, laid off, laid-off, lay off, lay-off, lay offs, lay-offs, redundancy, made redundant, redundancies, downsizing, unemployed, unemployment, prospects, future prospects, not prospects
"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"
HM Youth Prison: "I got an'A' in poverty!" "And i got an 'A' star in limited prospects!"
Warning - Suggestions can be hazardous to your career.
"I got an 'A' star in limited prospects."
'Wow, and I thought my mum and dad piled on the middle-class pressure.'
Jobs-a-plenty (grocery store sacker/shelf stacker).
'It wasn't the job, I loved the job! But with a family to support I had to look for something with better pay and prospects!'
'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'
'Congratulations, you got the job.'
'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'
'I know that right now I don't have too much to offer to your daughter, but I promise you that in a few million years my fossilized remains will cost more than one hundred dollars a barrel.'
Tags:father, groom, bride, brides, bridegroom, bridegrooms, fathers in law, father in law, fathers-in-law, proposal, proposals, fossil, fossils, fossil fuel, fossil fuels, oil barrel, oil barrels, oil, price of oil, cost oil, fuel price, fuel prices, prospects, potential, ambition, ambitions, ambitious
'Times have changed. Now you need a degree just to end up living in your parents' basement.'
Lemonade: Ripe prospect for corporate buy-out, take over, or merger.
'So, you are $50,000 in debt with no prospects to repay. I'm afraid I see no alternative but to loan you another $50,000.'
'My long term plan is to grow with the company.'
"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."
Ladder of success"...Perhaps, you'd like our economy model."
'... And, don't worry about his future. I'm sure my Son will give him a job, when they grow up.'
'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'
'I'm sorry,Mr.Jones, but we're looking for ants who can lift at least 10 times their own body weight.'
'And after we are married, my dear, this will be your room.'