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Your Guide to Winning Movember
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"My prostate is the size of a beach ball which, I understand, is normal."
"You're free to go, sir. But, seriously, I'd get that prostate looked at."
'I believe that laughter is the best medicine. Now, if you'll bend over, Mr. Happy will perform your prostate exam.'
'Thanks for not letting cancer define who you are.'
'Honestly, if there was a virtual prostate exam, don't you think I'd want to be the first to know?'
'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'
'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'
"You've reached that age where we need to regularly examine your hat."
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'Any other symptoms besides difficulty in marking your territory?'
'I used to be nervous about my prostate exam, too, but I started to imagine I was abducted and being probed by aliens.'
Men's Health Screenings.
"See no more hiccups."
"Are you sure you're doing this prostate exam correctly?"
"Sorry about declaring, Syd, but I needed to pee."
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"Throw in a prostate exam and you've got a deal!"
'Time for your yearly rectal exam.'
'His prostate is just fine'
'My gosh! My blood pressure is off the chart, my blood sugar is a mess, and my cholesterol is twice what it shoudl be! How could it get any worse?' 'Then you haven't told him about his prostate...'
"It's only fair to warn you, 'trouble' is my middle name."
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Prostate: 51st State
"I'm Stuck" Proctologist