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"My prostate is the size of a beach ball which, I understand, is normal."
'I believe that laughter is the best medicine. Now, if you'll bend over, Mr. Happy will perform your prostate exam.'
"Your prostate's fine, Mr. Ridley - now I want our pin..."
'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'
"One of those 'damn' foreigners will be along soon to carry out your prostate examination!"
"Are you sure you're doing this prostate exam correctly?"
"Throw in a prostate exam and you've got a deal!"
"Your prostate is enlarged."
'Mr Slaggon is waiting for his prostate exam, I'm off the clock...good luck.'
"I'm Stuck" Proctologist
'Are you sure there's no 'Prostate Fairy' that examines you in your sleep?'
'Your support will have to grow...'
"While you were out the doctor examined your cell and it looks like we've caught your bowel cancer early."
"Nothing to worry about Mr. Dickens. This is the future of prostate examination."
"I always save the worst for last. After the prostate exam, I'll be checking your credit score."
"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ."
"i'm going to see the doctor for a prostate examination tomorrow. . ."
"And now, sadly for both of us, I have to invade your personal space."