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"My prostate is the size of a beach ball which, I understand, is normal."
"You're free to go, sir. But, seriously, I'd get that prostate looked at."
'His prostate is just fine'
"I'm almost looking forward to an enlarged prostate so I can finally say I have something you've never had."
"It's only fair to warn you, 'trouble' is my middle name."
"No. I won't check your prostate!'f
'As it turns out, we did not have to remove your husband's prostate. We removed this obstruction instead.'
Dept. of Proctology - "Oh, yes I remember now..."
'I'm not that concerned about my prostate ... I'm still trying to survive my wife's menopause.'
'It didn't make sense until I conferred with your financial planner.'
Ask me about my colonoscopy: 'Uh Oh.'
"C'mon, Dad...you can't ignore pain. It can be your colon or prostate or diabetes or high blood pressure. We can't afford for you to get sick!"
'Howdy, Millie, how's your incontinence?'
'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'
'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'