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'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'
"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."
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'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund'
T-Rex Prosthetic Arm
Lady Doctor: 'I can fit you with a prosthetic.' Dog: 'A faux paw?'
Elephant with Elephant Leg Umbrella Stand and a Prosthetic Limb.
"Six beers for the transplant surgeons, please!"
Feeling inadequate around his drinking buddies, Warren began to wear a prosthetic beer gut.
'I had to wear these arms so I could get some more tattoos...'
"In the red corner, Tiny Tim and his terrific right hook."
Pirate using wooden leg to go fishing
'We ask that bail be refused as the defendant has a history of doing a runner!'
'And the Oscar goes to....'
'Me? I have a cold mouse hand.'
'Oh, and remember, Sir, whatever you do, please don't go staring at Mr. Winterhouse's glass eye.'
A dog bringing a pirate his wooden peg leg.
Lawyer to pirate with patch over eye: 'Tell me about the injury this Cap'n Hook gave you trying to high five.'
'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'
Newly amputated arm points to captain Hooks' cabin.
'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'
'You can count your blessings on the fingers of one hand.'
101 uses of a dead cat: peg leg
One legged men.
'Let's make it a verbal contract.'