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"How was your day, dear?" "Average"
'We have got to put someone else in charge of the vending machine change bow.'
'You should be able to live a perfectly normal life as long as you don't try to sit up.'
'I don't remember this part from training.'
'Jenkins, when you hit the ground running, you're expected to get up.'
'Oh Mother just ignore him. Ever since the doctor said he had a prostrate problem he hasn't moved out of that position.'
"Forget prostrate trouble...I may not make it through my wife's menopause!"
Don't ever waste your time mooning a proctologist. They always tell you to call and make an appointment.