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If you READ the guidelines you'd see that all you they ACTUALLY recommend is a pair of rubber gloves!
Health and Safety Gone Mad - "It doesn't look safe, his face is totally exposed to danger."
'Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone.'
'You won't be nedding the hard hat, as we'll be making the entire structure out of jelly'
"My belief is that a concussion is just around the corner."
"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."
"Aw, come on, Mom. My room isn't that bad."
'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'
'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'
'I've got my bandages to protect me!'
'You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor and Walter just isn't taking any chances.'
'It's the only way that he would agree to come aboard.'
'Do you have to advertise the fact I'm new at the game?'
'I no longer worry about the ozone layer, sulfur dioxide, ultraviolet rays...'
"I heard you tell Dad we're having grapefruit for breakfast."
'You don't trust me?'
'Nice to meet you.' - 'Hold on.' - 'Eh?' - 'What the...?!' - 'Nice to meet you.'
You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances.
'Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment.'
'No he's not on a motor bike-he's got a very touchy wife.'
'In retrospect, maybe we should have gone for the smaller fireplace.'
When we say they snap crackle and pop, we're not kidding!
"For goodness sake, Edgar, it's a stair lift not a moon rocket!"