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"The penicillin looks good."
"I got hot."
"Not without inventing a helmet, you don't!"
"I need something sturdy enough to withstand the scrutiny of other parents."
"Please don't be alarmed, Mr. Parker, but those preliminary tests indicate the advisability of a few precautions."
"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."
"The media says there's a war on Christmas, and St. Nick isn't in the business of losing wars."
"...And then one day some wise men realized that it didn't matter what happened to the environment, so long as we wore these nice, shiny suits!"
"Thank God she was wearing a helmet."
"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."