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"Just keep yapping, some day, God forbid, you may be right."
Tags:yap, yapping, bark, barks, barking, woof, pet, pets, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppies, puppy, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, animal, animals, talking dog, beware, beware of the dog, beware of dog, talking dogs, talking animal, talking animals, warning, warnings, sign, signs, guard dog, guard dogs, protector, protectors
"Sure, they're handy little things to have around, but you can't deny they're potentially dangerous."
Tags:robot, robots, robotics, sentient, sentience, danger, dangers, dangerous, giant robot, giant robots, monster, monsters, movie monster, movie monsters, reversal, reversals, endanger, endangers, endangers, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, backfire, backfires, backfiring, protection, protections, protector, protectors, ai, artificial intelligence, a.i., intelligent, intelligence
"Well, it certainly is nice to know someone's looking out for us old folks!"
Tags:old folks, superhero, superheroes, good deed, good deeds, protect, protects, protecting, protector, protectors, protection, look out, looks out, looking out, save, saves, saving, savior, saviors, saviour, saviours, special interest, special interests, hero, heroes, heroic, heroic deed, heroic deeds, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, old age pensioner, old age pensioners, comic book, comic books, comic, comics
Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.
Tags:invent, inventions, invents, invention, useless, pointless, redundant, television, televisions, tv, tvs, telly, tellies, viewer, watch, watching, protect, view, protecting, protector, air bag, air-bags, air bags, air-bag, program, programmes, show, series, film, programs, programme, car, cars, auto, autos, automobiles, automobile, inventor, inventors, shows
"I'll show you that you DO have a wonderful life, George. I'm your guardian angelfish.
"Beats me. They put up the sign and went to their panic room."
Tags:sign, signs, beware of the dog, beware the dog, warning sign, warning signs, panic room, panic rooms, guard dog, guard dogs, protection, protector, protectors, pet, pets, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppies, puppy, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, animal, animals, talking dog, talking dogs, talking animal, talking animals
Father Christmas with bodyguards.
"Before I can write your insurance policy, this place has to be made more accessible. I almost fell in your moat!"
Tags:business, insurance, agent, agency, home, house, castle, owner, protect, protector, protection, monthly, premium, pay, policy, fix, upgrade, moat, men, male, home accessibility, insurance, insured, medieval, castle, knight, warrior, soldier, insurance claim, in trust, health and safety, safety, precaution, precautions, river, fortress, dangerous
"Are you aware that your flood insurance policy has lapsed?"
"It's a parental drone my mom uses to keep tabs on me."
Tags:sheltered, shelter, shelters, parent, parenting, parents, protect, protects, protected, protector, protectors, drone, drones, millennial, millennials, keep tabs, keeping tabs, keeps tabs, mother, mothers, mom, mom, mum, mums, mothering, smother, smothers, smothering, smothered, grow up, younger generation, younger generations
Always look for your angel.
Your angel is always with you
Bodyguards doing their duty.
Baseball promotions that bombed.
'Yes, I realize that a salt with a deadly weapon is frightening, but I only keep it to protect my family - and I always keep the safety on.
Tags:slug, slugs, bug, bugs, gun, guns, shotgun, shotguns, salt, seasoning, seasonings, deadly, fatal, weapon, weapons, fright, frights, frightening, frightens, frightened, explain, explanation, explanations, protect, protects, protection, protecting, protector, protectors, safe, safety, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Lesser known greek gods,
"Come on, it's safe to swim with me: No crocodile will dare to bother us while my mum is keeping watch..."
'I'm your Guardian Angel, but I have to guard other people from you.'
"I'm gonna level with you, Barry. You're kind of my guardian angel."
Tags:guardian angel, guardian angels, angel, angels, angelic, no angel, bodyguard, bodyguards, heaven, heavenly creatures, watches over you, watching over your, protection, protector, protectors, protect, protects, protecting, beer, beers, pizza, pizzas, binge watching, slob, slobs, slovenly, lazy, laze, lazes, lazes around, lazing around, pathetic
"Don't worry Sir, for $50 a week, I'll protect you from those scary mice..."
Bird protecting ears from the bell tower
'So much for your 'Big Brother!''
2011's Person of the Year.
Diet Tip No. 156: Always wear protective clothing when handling dangerous foodstuffs
Soldier Has Fluffy Slippers On.