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"We are Protest-ants!"
'I see the marching season's over for the year.'
"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"
1651: Cromwell bans Christmas
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"Where are the green cones? We're not all Protestants, you know."
"Darling, I can't start the fire. Can I throw on a couple of heretics?"
'Now the Catholics and Protestants are getting along, but the PC and Mac people are fighting.'
"You can't be a St. Bernard - you're Lutheran."
Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.
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John panics as he realizes being first to put money in the offering means people will know how much he gave.
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"I wonder if he's talking to me?"
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Martin Luther was a pioneer of self-publishing.
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Martin Luther's 96th Thesis
"Good news! We're moving to the Bible belt!"
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"Maybe we should change the name of the parish to something cool, like the Protestants do and add a coffee bar."
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"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"
'How come you don't wear all that bling like the Pope does?'
Early Baroque and Roll
Ballydrum Morris Men, "We're excercising our historic right to dance to dance in your pub yard."
Movers and Shakers
'Hey, buddy! -- This happens to be a Protestant cloud!'
John Bunyan and Alfred Deakin