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"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."
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Santa's Early Years of Research and Development...
"This is just a prototype, of course, but I can say that our previous tests on mice were extremely encouraging."
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The First Stairs
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"Don't panic. It's only a prototype."
The focus group hated it. So he showed it to an out-of-focus group.
'This is a prototypical scholarly book. It has no purpose.'
"Good start, Maxwell. Now concentrate a bit more on aesthetics."
"Are we overthinking this?"
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'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'
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'Bucky, you can't make a power cord out of a fork.'
'Bucky....This is a fork.'
"I borrowed money to invent it. So, technically, debt was my first invention."
Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.
'Prototypes for a border wall...'
"Jeez, dad. Your computer is so old it came with a flag to put up when you want to send an email."
Some rejected prototypes from Madonna's bra lab.
"And next year's model actually feeds the meter for you..."
"They're prototypes. Eventually they'll be touchscreen."
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'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'
'Oh, no - that's just the prototype.'
'You'll have to excuse my date. He's still in beta.'