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"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"
A rabbit sits at an office desk, the edges of which are lined with numerous framed pictures of his many offspring.
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"Of course it's not my son. My son is a nitwit. That's me, thirty years ago."
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'Congratulations, it's a ninja!'
'Boy, our son is sharp!'
"Guess who got into Hotchkiss!"
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'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'
-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."
"We penguin fathers are the greatest!!!..."
"She has her father's eyes!"
"If you insist on giving me a gift for being accepted into Oxford, I could use a new DVD player...gift wrapped in a BMW."
"So this is your only son."
"My son, the crocodile!"
'Here comes the proud father, now!'
'Actually both my kids are twins...'
'So this is your only son.'
'Oh for pete's sake George, he hasn't even scored yet!'
'Isn't he clever?! Junior's learned to speak by repeating what I'm repeating...'
"Do you think he'll look like me when he grows up?"
Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".