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My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.
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'My wife gave birth underwater!'
"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"
"Can it be ready by noon? My daughter's getting married. I was hoping to drive her down the aisle."
"She definitely has your neck bolts."
"They're adorable. Are they yours?"
Maternity ward on the farm.
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"Kid... You remind me so much of your Mother!"
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My child was Soup of the Day.
"Of course it's not my son. My son is a nitwit. That's me, thirty years ago."
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'Boy, our son is sharp!'
'Which one is yours?'
'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'
"Look, honey. The baby has your height."
'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'
"Lucky me, I always wanted twins."
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"He doesn't look like you at all."
"My son has it better than I do. He got himself an MBA and ended up in a minimum security prison."
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Mix up on the maternity ward.
"We penguin fathers are the greatest!!!..."
"The cool part about naming your kid is that you don't have to add loads of numbers to make sure the name is available."