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'He hasn't got a leg to stand on.'
'I hate it when we operate on malpractice lawyers.'
Hoping to convince the university that he is worthy of a wrestling scholarship, Nick pins the director of admissions in 13 seconds.
'I proved that when you start to count your blessings, you find that they're infinite.'
"It's no fun wearing my Tintin shirt now that the masses know who he is."
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"'Alleged,' please, 'alleged.'"
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'Eileen, it says on your resume that you are good at multi-tasking. Can you elaborate on that for me?
'A large Federal study published in the New England Journal of Medicine found that large federal studies don't prove anything.'
I've disproved the law of averages. I asked 200 pretty girls out on a date and not 1 of them said yes.'
'Sir, I'll need to see more than a birthday card to prove you're sixty five.'
"Remember how I said my dog ate it and you said that was no excuse?"
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'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'
'The economic downturn just proves we were ahead of our time...'
"Dad, I'm going to stay up all night and take a picture of Santa!"
"I was wondering, hon—how soon before the hazing period of our marriage comes to an end?"
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'The long-range forecast includes rain, sunshine, fog, snow, mild spells and high winds - Now prove that wrong!'
Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'
Science Simplified vs. Religion Simplified
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"You want us to prove something we'll prove it. You want us to disprove something, we'll disprove it."
'Before we can pay off on your husband's life insurance, you'll have to prove that you're not better off without him.'
'I hate it when he tries to prove he's taller than me.'
"I've been discriminated against because of my height!" "PROVE IT!"
'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'
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'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'
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'Yeah? Well, maybe I am a bum! But mark my words: one day my skull is going to be worth millions!!'
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