Proved Cartoons and Comics

'A large Federal study published in the New England Journal of Medicine found that large federal studies don't prove anything.'

'The economic downturn just proves we were ahead of our time...'

"I was wondering, hon—how soon before the hazing period of our marriage comes to an end?"

'The long-range forecast includes rain, sunshine, fog, snow, mild spells and high winds - Now prove that wrong!'

'I hate it when he tries to prove he's taller than me.'

'Wait, how do we know you're the same Dr. Daniels that's been missing since 1985?..'

'Yeah? Well, maybe I am a bum! But mark my words: one day my skull is going to be worth millions!!'

Leather basketballs and synthetic basketballs.

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'He's convinced history will justify his leadership.'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'We still need a copy of your husbands death certificate.'

'Do you have any other identification?'

'My four marriages prove I'm a good closer.'

'Can you take a picture of you giving me all your money?'

'I owe my success to my ability to make broad statements that are so general they are impossible to disprove.'

'The rich getting richer proves the system does work.'

'I've proved to the company I can make the tough rationalizations.'

'I'll prove to you that 13 isn't unlucky, I said - We'll fix our wedding for the 13th...'

Don't get all huffy, mister — I'm innocent until proved guilty, you know!

GM Plant Research: 'Well you've proved you can grow Chantrelles just about anywhere!'