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"I just worry that we won't be able to provide the same level of crap that our parents gave us."
"Oh, no. If you're going to be primary breadwinner, then I get to be primary caregiver."
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"Throw in Bell Atlantic, and it's a deal."
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"What is it again that we're the leading provider of?"
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'Large, double sausage, extra cheese?? Sorry, but with a pie like that we need a note from your HMO.'
'If things don't go well, tell me you'll pull the plug. I want to know you'll be provided for.'
"I'll say this much for her - she's always been a good provider."
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The H.M.O. Expensive Care Unit: The we all have to go sometime ward.
"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."
"Don't be fooled into thinking he's a good provider, Muriel. I hear he buys it all on credit."
"My parents are good providers, and if I say so myself, I'm not a bad providee."
'It's a suggestion from your health care provider. Read one of these jokes every hour. Laughter is the best medicine.'
"I'm not a babysitter; I'm a child care provider!"
"We've been married a long time but maybe you're right - maybe I should switch provider."
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'He's a good husband and father, great provider, he's just not very... evolved.'
'I can't give you a raise, Milhouse, because I'm going broke supplying you with health care.'
"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."
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"So you want to marry my daughter...can you ever feed a family, young man?"
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'You should probably just ignore that. Your insurance doesn't even begin to cover it.'
"No dinner tonight - It ran away."
'Our cell phone providers merged, so we decided to tie the knot too.'
'I'm not a consumer. I'm a provider.'
'Of course, if your father was any kind of provider, we'd be eating fresh salmon for breakfast!'
'I'll say this for your father, he's a great provider.'