Providers Cartoons and Comics

"I just worry that we won't be able to provide the same level of crap that our parents gave us."

"Oh, no. If you're going to be primary breadwinner, then I get to be primary caregiver."

"Throw in Bell Atlantic, and it's a deal."

"What is it again that we're the leading provider of?"

'Large, double sausage, extra cheese?? Sorry, but with a pie like that we need a note from your HMO.'

'If things don't go well, tell me you'll pull the plug. I want to know you'll be provided for.'

"I'll say this much for her - she's always been a good provider."

The H.M.O. Expensive Care Unit: The we all have to go sometime ward.

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

"Don't be fooled into thinking he's a good provider, Muriel. I hear he buys it all on credit."

"My parents are good providers, and if I say so myself, I'm not a bad providee."

'It's a suggestion from your health care provider. Read one of these jokes every hour. Laughter is the best medicine.'

"I'm not a babysitter; I'm a child care provider!"

"We've been married a long time but maybe you're right - maybe I should switch provider."

'He's a good husband and father, great provider, he's just not very... evolved.'

'I can't give you a raise, Milhouse, because I'm going broke supplying you with health care.'

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

"So you want to marry my daughter...can you ever feed a family, young man?"

'You should probably just ignore that. Your insurance doesn't even begin to cover it.'

"No dinner tonight - It ran away."

'Our cell phone providers merged, so we decided to tie the knot too.'

'Nest Accessories.'

'I'm not a consumer. I'm a provider.'

'Of course, if your father was any kind of provider, we'd be eating fresh salmon for breakfast!'

'I'll say this for your father, he's a great provider.'