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This is your brain on weed! This is Jeff Sessions' brain, always.
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"Smokey The Tree"
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'I believe that laughter is the best medicine. Now, if you'll bend over, Mr. Happy will perform your prostate exam.'
'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'
"You realize there is no 'smokey bull'."
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Don't be a smoked salmon -- stay in the school.
Support public education.
"Friends don't let friends turn state's evidence."
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"I was reading the anti-texting billboard."
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'...And now a special message from the Surgeon General... eat your vegetables.'
'Mom, it's doing it again'
"That's kind of unfortunate."
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Only you can prevent forest fires.
"The cape comes off too."
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