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"This is not going to help my Messianic complex, doctor."
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"Could we up the dosage? I still have feelings."
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"May I suggest we up your medication, sire.
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"My life had become a tangled web of fictitious user names and fiendishly clever passwords."
"And how does that make you feel?"
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"I'll say a normal word, then you say the first sick thing that pops into your head."
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Break glass in case of emergency.
"To have a split personality Roger, you need to have at least one to start off with!"
'Let's set aside your rhythm issues for a moment and work on your blues.'
"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"
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"Don't worry, we'll soon have you all sorted out."
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"What makes you think Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, and all that bunch are so happy?"
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"Would you mind turning down your Walkman just a little!"
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"Thanks for curing my schizophrenia-we're both fine now!"
'Then I realized all my social network friends have fake online user names.'
'My publisher asked me not to have my 'writer's block' cured.'
Psych Ward - Fruit Cake.
Psychiatric unit - may contain nuts.
'I don't quite know how to tell him that I'm no longer his best friend.'
'Sign here! In the event that I sell book or movie rights to your case, confidentiality can be waived.'
'So tell me more about your mother...'
'Quite frankly I couldn't care less about your apathy.'