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"It's mostly water weight."
"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''
"The only thing that still works well for me is hysteria."
"Well hey, I have tensions in my life too."
Shop called "Drink'n'Smoke'n'Shoot" with a sign in their front window that reads "A.T.F. Approved".
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"I've read all the great books. They weren't that great."
"I majored in the humanities but I never really got it."
"Granted, we're living longer – on the other hand, we're out of it sooner."
Tags:life, living, long life, longevity, life expectancy, age, aging, old age, getting on, getting old, quality of life, low quality of life, old men, old man, grumpy old men, grumpy old man, bar, bars, pub, pubs, out of it, retirement, retire, retired, forced retirement, dementia, alzheimers, memory issues, losing it
"Quick, Jerry! A drink for Ted. He tried to put a penny in an old man's hat."
"Sorry. That may have been the booze lashing out."
"It's courtesy of the gentleman seated at the other end of the bar, ma'am."
How Gerald keeps going
"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."
"The left side of Rupert's brain controls the right side of his politics."
"We're hoping you can join us for a little drink at the water hole at dusk."
"These boots were made for drinking."
"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."
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"On paper I'm crazy."
"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."
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A vampire on holiday drinks from a pitcher full of blood.
"I pour the liquor. Al does the mixers. Mack handles beer and wine. Pete—fruits and garnishes. And Walt is our Jack of all trades, ready to spring into action, should one of us need to step briefly away."
'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'
"If it makes you feel better—yes, I am heterocentric."
"I'm thinking of getting out of medicine completely… or volunteering in a third world country to do my liposuction."
"Would a bunny suit have made a difference?"