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'I must warn you, I know tai chi. We can step outside and settle it like men, but it will have to be in slow motion.'
'Try to avoid eye contact.'
"I wasn't waving you away dismissively. I was trying to smack you."
"I'm thinking maybe I no longer want to be your sponsor."
'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'
'What? You wanna piece of me too, Bub?'
"Maybe, The Rose and Crown isn't the best place to demonstrate your rapier wit."
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An alien with 16 eyes sit innocently at a bar and the scary alien next to him says - 'Hey buddy, are you lookin' at me?!'
'Tomorrow they will claim that they were just 'merry'!'
'Looking for a fight? No thanks. I've got one waiting for me at home.'
'Crikey! Charlie isn't one to make idle threats. When he says he'll stick a shark up your arse, he'll do it.'
'Forget it! I disagree to agree to disagree!'
Soft answer that turneth away wrath bar and grill...formerly, Salty's
'I'm an okie, and there's nothing dokie about it!'
'I'll take back 'Rotten Egg' if you'll apologize for 'Dumb Cluck'.'
'Then it's agreed, three months from today, we meet here and step outside.'
'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'
"Welcome to the hard bar quiz. Question number 1: who are you looking at...?"
"Not again! - Will you two ever get on...??"