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'An Englishman, a Scotsman - now all we need is an Irishman to complete the joke.'
"Let's go have some fun."
'Look, I don't want any funny business.'
". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."
"A tax inspector dies and ends up in hell.... Than't's the funniest joke I've heard all night."
"If you're expecting one of those old jokes with a crocodile, forget it...we've only come in for a nice quiet drink!"
"Are you lot going to order a drink or is this some sort of a joke?"