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'I've calculated that we've enough money for 2013 if we cancel February.'
Office of Social Insecurity.
'Incredibly, my research shows that the universe is expanding at precisely the same rate as the US budget deficit.'
'How will all this fiscal cliff and debt ceiling stuff affect my allowance?'
The Fiscal Cliff.
'I need to raise the debt ceiling.'
"Must you tell us what our daily share of the national debt is every time we sit down to dinner?"
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'So what was the big deal about raising the debt ceiling?'
'Do you hear the latest? A fringe group says a good way to save money is to do away with politicians.'
'Save Social Security. Die Early!'
IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.
'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'
Budget deficits happen.
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'Stephen King has a new horror story out the US budget deficit gets bit it becomes a black hole and swallows up politicians.'
'Wait a minute, are you telling me that Santa's gifts are an entitlement that may be cut?'
'Read the story about the Greek guy, Sisyphus, who had to push the rock up the fiscal cliff...'
'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'
'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'
'This calculator is no good for my economics class. It has room for only eight digits in the read out window. We're studying the Federal deficit so I'll need at least fifteen digits.'
'Egad! Am I starting to look THIS old?!'
Fiscal Curb - The Grand Bargain.
Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.
First National Bank of Posture Pedic
HO! HO! HO! Merry Christmas . . . After New Year - Fiscal Cliff.