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"Any moment now, Sire, they'll get outrage fatigue."
The Lady or the Tiger or the Closet?
"I keep telling Mother our generation is interested in experiences not things."
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"I've always said - juries are impossible to predict."
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"Should I bother working out if no one knows my identity?"
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Olive Martini Guillotine
"Now smile - this one's for our Christmas card."
Tags:christmas card, christmas cards, xmas card, xmas cards, festive period, festive season, festive periods, hanging, hanging rope, christmas wreath, christmas wreaths, xmas wreath, xmas wreaths, christmas, christmases, xmas, xmases, festive spirit, executioner, executioners, execution, executions, executed, hanging, hangings, public execution, public executions, death sentence, death sentences
"Mom, the show was awesome! And the executioner threw me a souvenir!"
"It was his turn to bring mead, and he didn't bring mead."
Tags:execution, medieval execution, public execution, hang, hanging, medieval, middle ages, olde worlde, unforgivable crimes, unforgivable offences, bringing beer, bringing the beer, getting a round in, flake, flakes, mead, beer, beers, drink, drinks, social faux pas, capital crime, capital crimes, capital offenses, capital offenses
"I appreciate your dropping by, Harry."
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"I can see why no one follows you!"
"I'd say it's about 2:15, Guvnah!"
"They always just taste better here."
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"They keep bringing out new ones with extra blades..."
Tags:guillotine, madame guillotine, dr. joseph guillotine, guillotines, the french revolution, the terror, the reign of terror, louis xvi, marie antoinette, execution, executions, capital punishment, public execution, public executions, shave, shaver, shavers, close shave, razor, razors, updates, product updates, modifications, product modifications, new model, revised model, new models, revised models, upgrade, product upgrade, extras, upgrading, upgrades
'Terribly sorry...admin cock up...I think we've got the wrong chap.'
"You don't need a claim ticket, I never forget a face."
Trying to escape the executioner
Tags:scaffold, decapitation, decapitations, death sentence, death sentences, capital punishment, capital punishments, public execution, public executions, execution, executions, executioner, executioners, weep, weeps, weeping, onion, onions, lachrymal glands, chemical irritant, chemical irritants, irritant, irritants
The Hangman's Bane: 'Is there a problem?'
"To be honest I'm not in a happy place at the moment."
"A little cruel, don't you think?"
Man facing execution replaces head with turnip
'Plot spoiler: he dies.'
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