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'I need Flag Day off.'
'I'm the ghost of non-sectarian midwinter public holiday future.'
'Sounds like all the kids are already here for the labor day picnic... I think I'll wait in the car.'
"But every dog has his day."
National Doris Day
'...and now I suppose they'll expect a day off for EVERY Jubilee!'
'I dread holidays when we slash prices at the Dollar Store.'
'I was an ardent Royalist until I found out that we're only entitled to unpaid leave.'
'And as a committed Royalist you'd be witnessing this historic event at Westminster Abbey.... or the King's Head.'
'You can't have the day off, but you can re-enact he wedding in your own time.'
'I hate Christmas, New Year's Day, Lincoln's Birthday, Valentine's Day, George Washington's Birthday, St Patrick's Day, Easter, Mother's Day, Memorial Day, Father's Day,Flag Day,July 4th,Columbus Day, Veteran's Day and Thanksgiving!'
Holidays around the world...
"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"
'This isn't the flood Noah, this is just normal Bank Holiday weather.'