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"No one's exactly sure how they got here, or how to get rid of them!"
"We caught these people stockpiling accordions, bagpipes, banjos, vuvuzelas...enough to annoy the entire city to death."
Tags:musical instrument, musical instruments, musician, musicians, crimes, public nuisance, public nuisances, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, nuisance, nuisances, vuvuzela, vuvuzelas, bagpipe, bagpipes, banjo, banjos, accordion, accordions, kazoo, kazoos, cowbell, cowbells, illegal goods, illegal property, cop, cops, policemen, policeman, copper, coppers
"It's a fine for littering. You can't keep leaving these around."
"Psst - Evening News."
'I just hope we can avoid a rush to judgement on the charge of my clients public nudity.'`
Hairyman would rely only on his god-given abilities to repel evil.
'Bill, the cowboy's back.'
Ignore me at your own peril.
The Morrison brothers took dressing as woodchucks to the extreme.'
'Daddy's trying to involve me in a criminal activity.'
'The news has started a MarmWatch segment as a public service.'
'If the 'public nuisance' charge is dropped, your honor, my client will plead guilty to 'peskiness.''
"One at a time!...Ok, who started it?"
Tags:red flag, red flags, red rag, red rags, bull, bulls, bullfight, bullfights, bullfighting, bullfighter, bullfighters, matador, matadors, toreros, torero, cop, cops, assault, assaults, assault charge, assault charges, policemen, policeman, fighting, fighter, fighters, public nuisance, crimes, criminal, criminals
"When I asked them to keep quiet, they gave me these sleeping pills."
"Can't you find another hobby?"
'We've never understood dog owners that leave poop filled plastic bags besides footpaths.'
'Attaboy, Bill...Bark us right into house arrest...'
"Yes, I'm a dog person. How did you know?"
Tags:dog people, dog person, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog behaviour, dog behavior, canine behaviour, canine behavior, pet, pets, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, dog walk, dog walk, canine, canines, pet dog, pet dogs, public nuisance, poo, poos, poop bag, poop bags, poo bag, poo bags, fouling
'The game's up, men - we've been ASBO'd!'
'Mr. Simmons, we've been asked by the entire world to make you wear these.'
Policeman and dog
"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"
Tags:litter, littering, litterer, litterers, litters, rubbish, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dropping, droppings, poo, poos, fouling, dog park, dog parks, crimes, criminal, criminals, dog mess, social problem, sidewalk, sidewalks, pavement, pavements, public nuisance, public nuisances
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