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"Today, not only did the President refuse to answer reporters' questions but every single official in the country, high and low, also refused to answer reporters' questions."
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Marshal, when you said you were going to clean up this town, we thought you meant...'
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'You're wrong. Today 12 thumbs-up on Facebook is a mandate for me to run for Congress!'
Secretary of Comedy Meeting with Other Cabinet Members
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J. Marney - 20 years of public service, zero charges of sexual misconduct.
Vote For "None of the Above" - A Name You Can Trust!
'Do you remember the good old days when, instead of hating politicians, voters were merely apathetic?'
Former politician will kick the can down the road . . . for food.
Election Promises: 'I promise better health care, better education and lower taxes!'
"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."
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"An elected official is anyone who knows how to spend my money faster than I do."
'I'm your MP! I realize tax payers pay my salary, and I'd like an advance!'
'If elected, I promise you honesty, integrity and. . . and. . . well, it looks like 'Transparency' but someone's crossed it out and put 'sausages'.'
'The Senator's afraid he's irked his base. I don't know if he needs political advice or medical attention.'
'Do I look like my election poster?'
'If you're a public servant, what does that make ME?'
Warning! Federal bureaucrats zone... next 3000 miles.
The Politician's Tongue.
'I admit in my younger days that I experimented with catnip, but I didn't enjoy it.'
'...and 10 more years, because I'm running for re - election and we're on TV!'
'For me, this gives a new meaning to the phrase 'voter turnout'.'
"It's amazing...no matter what we do. They just keep on re-electing us..."
"Give me your money. You can't do this, I'm an MP."