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"Today, not only did the President refuse to answer reporters' questions but every single official in the country, high and low, also refused to answer reporters' questions."
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Marshal, when you said you were going to clean up this town, we thought you meant...'
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'You're wrong. Today 12 thumbs-up on Facebook is a mandate for me to run for Congress!'
J. Marney - 20 years of public service, zero charges of sexual misconduct.
Vote For "None of the Above" - A Name You Can Trust!
"How do they expect us to give away billions yet live on only $174,000 per year?"
'Do you remember the good old days when, instead of hating politicians, voters were merely apathetic?'
'I would do the 'common good' more often if there were some big pay off for me in it.'
Former politician will kick the can down the road . . . for food.
Election Promises: 'I promise better health care, better education and lower taxes!'
"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."
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'The people elected us, so why should we always take the blame?'
"An elected official is anyone who knows how to spend my money faster than I do."
'I'm your MP! I realize tax payers pay my salary, and I'd like an advance!'
'If elected, I would reduce government spending - by freeing all prisoners.'
'If elected, I promise you honesty, integrity and. . . and. . . well, it looks like 'Transparency' but someone's crossed it out and put 'sausages'.'
'The Senator's afraid he's irked his base. I don't know if he needs political advice or medical attention.'
'Do I look like my election poster?'
'If you're a public servant, what does that make ME?'
As the banker said to the banker - 'Damn! I've just stepped in some politishian.'
'As our only solution to the unemployment situation, the government will distribute good luck charms to all the unemployed.'
'He can't understand why, with 672 thousand, 200 friends on facebook, in the state, he didn't get enough votes to win the election.'
'I first decided to run for office when my wife said to me, 'You're a congenital liar. Why don't you do something with it?'
The Politician's Tongue.