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The Department of Lessons Learned...
Truth, Justice, Equality and Public Relations
"Publicly, we're still saying there are no side effects."
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MJX Corporation: Committed to Excellence and Whatnot.
"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."
'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'
'What this business really needs now is some credibility...so let's start with 1,000 social media followers, how much will that set us back??'
"Obviously, because he had the best P.R. people he was the most famous reindeer of all."
'Legal says we could get by with the term 'super' but adding 'duper' might be pushing it.'
"It's your agent. Everyone wants a piece of you."
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'When we talked about changing the firms image I was thinking more about a new letterhead.'
"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."
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"You are, without a doubt, the worst publicist I've ever had!"
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'Look, we just need to make a few simple decisions. For once, can we do it without an endless squabble over whether we should take the high road or fly under the radar?'
'Oh, so you want to get nasty? Well, two can play that game! Remember when I told you to have a nice day? I RETRACT IT! Oh, yes I can! I just DID!'
Rumpelstiltskin's office supplies. (spun straw into gold).
"Excellent, excellent. A ﬁne blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."
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"The nationwide recall and the class action lawsuits have established brand recognition for us."
"We had to remove him from public view."
"Just so you guys know, in the event of an emergency I'm fully trained in P.R."
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"Damn it, Turner, you were supposed to orchestrate public opinion."
'Doctor, before you meet the press to explain your theory about space aliens communicating with us, maybe you should take the tin foil off of your head.'
"Now go to the comment box under your picture and type, 'No matter what you've been hearing, I'm really a very nice person.' "
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'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'