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"Granted, we're living longer – on the other hand, we're out of it sooner."
Tags:life, living, long life, longevity, life expectancy, age, aging, old age, getting on, getting old, quality of life, low quality of life, old men, old man, grumpy old men, grumpy old man, bar, bars, pub, pubs, out of it, retirement, retire, retired, forced retirement, dementia, alzheimers, memory issues, losing it
"Sorry. That may have been the booze lashing out."
"Quick, Jerry! A drink for Ted. He tried to put a penny in an old man's hat."
"Well hey, I have tensions in my life too."
"The only thing that still works well for me is hysteria."
"I've read all the great books. They weren't that great."
"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''
"I majored in the humanities but I never really got it."
"It's mostly water weight."
Shop called "Drink'n'Smoke'n'Shoot" with a sign in their front window that reads "A.T.F. Approved".
Tags:front window, front windows, display window, display windows, storefront, storefronts, sign, signs, signage, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, smoke, smoking, smoker, smokers, bad habit, bad habits, shooting, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and explosives, atf, a.t.f., united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, americans, government, governments, politics, bureaucracy, approved, approval, consumerism
"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."
"It's courtesy of the gentleman seated at the other end of the bar, ma'am."
How Gerald keeps going
"The left side of Rupert's brain controls the right side of his politics."
"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, weird, strange, unusual, creepy, doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, dating, dates, date, bad date, bad dates, ear, ears, otoscope, otoscopes, auriscope, auriscopes, medical device, medical devices, medical tool, medical tools, exam, exams, examination, examination, inappropriate, bad doctor, bad doctors, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, drunk doctor, drunk doctors
A vampire on holiday drinks from a pitcher full of blood.
"I pour the liquor. Al does the mixers. Mack handles beer and wine. Pete—fruits and garnishes. And Walt is our Jack of all trades, ready to spring into action, should one of us need to step briefly away."
"On paper I'm crazy."
"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."
Tags:bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bar conversation, bar conversations, dates, date, dating, love-life, love life, girlfriends, girls night out, bar scene, bar scenes, single, singles, single scene, singles bar, dating troubles, dating issues, dating life
"Would a bunny suit have made a difference?"
"I'm thinking of getting out of medicine completely… or volunteering in a third world country to do my liposuction."
"If it makes you feel better—yes, I am heterocentric."
'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'
"I myself voted against it, Paddy, but if it's the will of the people, I want a divorce."
Tags:divorce, divorcing, divorced, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders, vote, votes, voter, voters
"We've had to cancel the koi pond which I never really wanted anyway."