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"Poison control says it's probably pine tar, Put your finger down his throat until he gags, We need to find out how much wood this woodchuck can up-chuck - or if the woodchuck can even up-chuck wood,"
"Your kid throws up a lot."
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D-Day (Dad Day)
'Dude, it's been four hours since the frenzy and you're still burping that stuff up? That regurgitated rubber smell from those paddles is downright nasty!'
'You're always complaining that red wine gives you bad breath, so I added mouthwash.'
Canine Eating Disorders.
'Don't worry, Mrs. Shumberg, your son has years of experience doing this. He knows just what he's doing.'
Santa Puking In An Airplane
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'Jenna just got carsick in the back seat.'
'Why not save the money and just throw up right here?'
'I was sort of nervous in there ??" do you think he'll hold it against me that I threw up on his desk?'
Bulimic buffet bars.
"Mmm, my favourite! Eggs over easy, lightly poached salmon with a wild mushroom sauce."
"Sorry kids, Mama went drinking last night."
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'That concert was seriously sick!'
To keep others at the country club from taking their lounges while they swam,,,
"No I said fetch , not wretch.."
Oh, dear... You'd better pull over, Walter. Junior's gotten carsick again... Wait... No! Oh, goodness! Stop that! Well... Um... Never mind, Walter... Keep going.
Christmas is the time of charity and Frank shared his glogg.
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Madonna of the Pukes.
'I'm not sure who this is or why they're coming this way.
'Oh,and by the way honey,don't juggle Cassie around too much--- she's just been fed.'
'Are you the couple who ordered the regurgitated caterpillars?'
'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'